Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Imgur Looking for a seat… is your face taken?

Im looking for a face to ride

I'm looking for a seat, can I use your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to ride it, can I use yours?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on

Would you let me seat on your face?

let me take a seat on your face

im gonna sit on ur face :3 18f okay?