You weren't expecting this, were you?

I found your sister at a party you weren't invited to. She started

You swore you weren’t attracted to men. You just really wanted

You act big & tough, pretending what an ‘alpha’ you are..

You weren't worried at all that your girlfriend was going to

You weren’t home after school when your bully came looking

You take your date home but you weren’t ready for a surprise

You just found out how your nerdy sister became so popular overnight.

You text your mother that morning saying you weren't going into

You're not gay, His girl always gives him these types of massages,

You're not gay, His girl always gives him these types of massages,

You're not gay, His girl always gives him these types of massages,