When "zip up your lip" takes a whole new meaning -but kept smiling

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When you agreed to meet me at the hotel, you told yourself that

When you wake up hungover and horny on a Sunday, I’ll always

when you’re so built up that your “precum” gets milkier

When my teachers asked me what I want to be when I grow up

It’s polite to share your toys even when you grow up

What would be your reaction when you woke up if you saw my wet

It was Halloween night and she was ready to show off her new

you can kiss my ass only when you've taken my bbc up yours

When you join the military, every soldier gets a brain implant.

what would you do if this is the first you see when you wake