Santa, if you can read this, please, send me one of these

If you can read this you're already too late

If you can read this hmu 😈 haha jk… unless 👀

If you can read this hmu 😈 haha jk… unless 👀

If you can read this hmu 😈 haha jk… unless 👀

If you’re S/O don’t have one of these do her and you both

You can only fuck me if you can produce this kind of load!!

These are a nice pair of shorts. Would be nice if you could get

if you can read my shirt, you get head

If you can read my lips then you know breakfast is ready…

If you can read this, bring me more socks.

If you can read my lips then you know breakfast is ready… 😏