Looking for a face to sit on

For all the “sit on my face” comments 😈

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

On my way to sit on your face!

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please

Would you let me sit on your face daddy?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I need a face to sit on...

I need to sit on someone's face

I need a face to sit on...

Am I allowed to sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face, please?