He isn't picking up nor will he see the text anytime soon

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Your wife offered her service in the name of the lord

Nothing wrong with just a shower

Sure way to have him divorce his wife

Nothing to worry about...

She was starving.

Your girl is an OF star <3

With the ink still fresh on the divorce papers, Sage wanted to

It was the best pussy I ever had

Do not bring the girl to your family. Part 2

Your girlfriend had Valentine's Day sex.....but not with you