May I offer my self instead of dinner or dessert?

I didn't cook dinner, eat my ass instead

skip your dinner, eat me instead

Pasta for dinner tonight, but what’s for dessert

How about we skip dinner and you can eat me instead

After I caught her cheating, i didn’t show up to our anniversary

May I offer myself to you instead of dinner?

Would you rather watch my cock grow or sit around the dinner

May I offer myself to you instead of dinner?

Let me serve dinner

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Would you skip dinner and eat me instead? hehe this is so funny