Excuse me ¿did someone ordered a fat pussy?

I hope you’re not offended by profanity

Would you mind if I just take this dress off... Excuse my big

Would you mind if I just take this dress off... Excuse my bouncy

It’hot, but that’s not excuse for not being Goth!

Wow, loser! So this is what your wife makes you wear when I am

Excuse me sir I am just trying my new shirt

Any excuse is a good excuse!

Excuse me, do I have your attention?

You’ll have to excuse my bedhead!

Excuse me 🤧

Excuse me sir, I'd like to borrow your tongue (or cock) please