Not cheating... Yet.

Not cheating if you got dog.

Not cheating if she isn't herself

Not cheating right?

It's not cheating if it's for a bet, right?

It's not cheating if I tried to stop your house from getting

It's not cheating, she's just using the good old poophole loophole

I mean it’s not cheating if it’s not HIS dick!!! 🍆

It's not cheating if she asks for it...

It's not cheating if you don't find out...

It not cheating if it helps fix the car

Just a bet. With a condom. It's not cheating.