I told him it wasn’t gay to jerk off onto my ass and he fell

"No babe, it wasn't like that at all! We just had a few drinks

if you're not careful, I'll snatch your soul with this pussy

When I told Daddy, I'm gonna use a morphing pill to become a

"Bro, I told you its not gay like 10 times, now are you gonna

Would you nut in me if I told you I wasn’t on birth control?😇💖💦(2003

someone once told me i have THAT look when you know im gonna

My ex gf told me I wasn’t man enough for her..lol I sure proved

She told me she was gonna be with her family for the holidays,

My coach told me that my height (6’7)was being wasted because

My bully told my girlfriend to sit on him, I wasn't expecting

I told you I could get your mother on my dick wasn’t even hard!