I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Please let me sit on your face

Let me sit on your face all day

can I sit on your face while your eat your way to my heart?-

I need a face to sit on...

On my way to sit on your face!

I need a face to sit on...

Do you want me to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

On my way to sit on your face!