Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

Look how it shakes! I want to sit on some face

Finally, the most legitimate reason to pressure the devs into

I need a face to sit on it’s urgent

Sit down and get ready for a soaking 🖤

im tiredddd can you let me sit on your face?

This big ass is getting ready to sit on your face

Let me sit on your face

Do guys actually like when girls sit on their face?