Excuse me while I whip this out

Excuse me sir, can I borrow your tongue for a bit? ;)

My masturbation :)

She made a reasonable excuse

Excuse me sir! Can I sit this on your face please?

Excuse the closeup, my legal ass needs some fun

Please excuse my moaning

Excuse me! Do you find me eatable?

Excuse me, I can offer you some gothic tits to suck

• Excuse me, sir! Just stopping by to show you this

Excuse me! Is this seat taken.. No? Wonderful :D

Excuse me, I think I'll take a seat right here