Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Looking for a seat… is your face taken?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there? [STBA]

Let me take a seat on your little face with my big ass

Can I have a seat on your face

Can I have a seat on your face?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

I need a seat. Preferably a face.

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?