May I take a seat on your face sir?😚

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face would be the perfect seat

I need somewhere to sit, can I use your face or cock? ;)

my [18f] favorite seat is your face

[F] Your face is my seat 🙃💩

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Need your face right here

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can I seat on your face?