You walk in and see me doing this. What do you do next?

Happy Hump Day

I just can’t stop fucking

Who wants to hangout this weekend?

Keep your 👀 out for me rolling down the highway

It’s to cold outside. Think I’ll just Hulu and jerk

Hope your ready for a long hard weekend

Started the weekend early. Hope yours is as good as mine

Just making boxers for a fellow Redditor

She said she was hungry so I decided to feed her

Hope your morning is going as good as mine

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🚿 🧼 🍆