“Hey big bro, mom and dad are asleep and this hotel is sooo

“MMMmm...huh? What the fuck little bro! So I take a little

" Sup bro? You remember my friends right? Well they've been hearing

"Holy Shit bro, last night was awesome! I was just bouncing on

"Aw whats wrong Big Bro? My dancing getting you all hot and bothered?

" Hey big bro! What? I live on my own now, so that means I can

"Oh fuuuuck. Last night was crazy! I can't believe I got so drunk

“ Hey little bro, how was your first year of college? I hear

“Dear Diary: It finally happened! My big brother broke up with

" Your gonna act like you don't wanna fuck me really? What am

"Hey bro, just wanted to say I really miss you, and show you

And to think when Mom and Dad dropped you off at my apartment

You’ve noticed your younger sister Alison wearing more revealing