Come join me for hot and steamy sex, I mean shower

What does this mean?

What do you mean... these shorts are clearly too short for me

Do you like chocolate cake?

I had a long day of sitting and snack--I mean driving

Want a piece of my cake? 🍰😊|Link in comments + Pin post

I give a mean titjob, wanna try?

It's my cake day! And I'm in the mood to share a slice 😉

I didn't mean to make you drool

i'm not a baker, but that doesn't mean i don't have cake!

I like riding and I don’t mean horses

i'm not a baker, but that doesn't mean i don't have cake!