Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Your face would be the perfect seat

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

Can I use your face as a seat?

My friends fav seat at my house is my face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I take a seat on your face

Let me seat on your face please

Let me seat on your face with my soft cheeks babe 18F

Just about to take a seat on your face!

Hmm, your face looks like a comfortable seat