Mother milks daughters date so she doesen't come home pregnant

You started showing you friend some porn you gooned to, and then

Do you want to suck your mother's titties, or are you too shy

She thought she was alone in the bathroom, but what she didn't

She thought it was just another night alone, until she discovered

Dm to get mindless

Happy Mother's Day

The gooning dream for me is a gooner that can put it on my face

Seeing how my younger brother would get bullied by you at college,

Me when I see someone who is hung

Alone on a couch x

Pick your position, Gooner, who are you envious of