I was driving my Lyft when I got pulled over by the police. My

Your brother joined a frat. It was late, he wasn't picking up

Pretty sure I almost gave a dog Walker a heart attack on my run😬

Alice would have a heart attack

I wish someone would gave me a few squeezes

bend me over and make me moan?

Almost gave him a heart attack [F]

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack