When you're getting ready for bed, but still have an hour left

When your orgasms defy gravity ...

When you're trying to figure out if the melons are ripe ...

When an innocent sleepover suddenly turns ...

Boob-quake!

"Some are born great, and some have greatness thrust upon them"

"You're sure this doesn't have any calories?"

"Have you seen the remote?"

Not all heroes wear capes

"Ma'am, this is an Uber" [Sara_Fun]

"You rest, honey. I can drive the babysitter home." [Joobeelee]

France Has Got Talent [KittyGyy]

When you're already in your bathing suit ... but still need to