Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Put your face here:

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

My 19 year old boyfriend wouldn’t let me sit on his face…Would

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on

Can I sit on ur face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Do you have a face I can seat on?

Can I use your face as a seat?