Looking for a seat. Is your face available…?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face would be the perfect seat

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a seat is your face available?

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Can I use your face as a seat? ;)