Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I hope your face is ready to be sat on😍

Can I seat on your face?

Take a deep breath darling and i will seat on your face and eat

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

Would your face be ready for a virgin?

Your face is the perfect seat

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Can I take a seat on your face? [BTBF]

Take a deep breath darling and i will seat on your face and eat