Do you mind if I take a seat on your face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

I would seat on your face and you would have to lick until I

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Could i take a seat on ur face?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can I take a seat on your face

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Is your face available? I need a seat:)

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?