I know you’ve always wanted a fleshlight gooner, how about

Damn, you couldn’t wait to ride my BWC huh bud?

An important lesson to learn: If you are permitted to speak,

I always make sure to thank him for giving me a ride home

I always make sure to thank him for giving me a ride home

I always make sure to thank him for giving me a ride home 18f

Always make sure to keep your bud/buddette busy during the Uber

You sure this isn't gay bud? No it's ok, I trust you :)

I’m addicted to ride dicks

Can I ride your dick next daddy

I love seeing my roommate’s eyes rolled back into his head

I always make sure to thank my friends properly when they come