Spank me hard or soft?

I can assure you that they are soft

I can assure you that they are soft

I can assure you that they are soft

I can assure you that they are soft

I can assure you that they are soft

I can assure you that they are soft

I can assure you that they are ultra soft!

I can assure you they are soft

I can assure you they are soft

I can assure you that they are as soft as they look

My buns are soft and ready