"I cant date you any more. The great shift put you in the body

This is what I woke up to, a trashy milf wrapping her lips around

The Great Shift affected all in the world, regardless of race,

My friend is so nice. He made this machine that turned me really

Gary trapped himself in his house when he went through second

I was walking home from school when suddenly I found myself in

After the Great Shift, I woke up in the body of my bitchy neighbor.

There’s something weird going on with the local hooters…

My girlfriend wanted a break from her job as a maid, so I offered

i love my step sister after the Great Shift.

My rich friend knew I was having money problems and offered me

So apparently this Great Shift thing caused 90% of the world