Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on...

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I need something to sit on Maybe your face

Can I sit on that face

can i sit on your face?

Daddy, I want to sit on your face

On my way to sit on your face!

On my way to sit on your face!

I need a face to sit on...

On my way to sit on your face!