I can’t sleep, will you keep me company?

Can I interest you in my 41 yr old taco?

Mommy time!

I'd prefer to be your damsel in distress.

A Damsel very much in Distress

Fill me up so hubby can clean it up later

https://i.imgur.com/QqY1anT.mp4

Compilation of the last few times I was a damsel in distress!

You look hungry baby, mommy has the best snacks ;)

This Valentine's Day, I will give you more than just affection;

Damsel in distress

Oh yeah it worked