Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I'm gonna sit and squish your face without any apologies

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

Would you let me sit on your face

On my way to sit on your face!

Would you let me sit on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Let's play sit on your face, will you?

On my way to sit on your face!

On my way to sit on your face!

Daddy, I want to sit on your face