Had to have a little fun for myself before date night, y’all

My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself

I'll fuck you myself on the first date!

It's hot when your wife Katy Perry tells me how she's going to

Left my date in the theater to go fuck myself in the bathroom

My date canceled but it’s fine I took care of things myself

My Reddit date cancelled on me tonight, so I need to fuck myself

My date is to chicken shit to fuck me in the pool guess I’ll

If we decide to fuck on the first date would you breed me or

So lonely and no one will fuck me. So I have to take care of

Guys are afraid to fuck me on the first date, so I have to finger

Guys are afraid to fuck me on the first date, so I have to finger