original post: https://redd.it/10pkbmt
My date was a bore so fuck it I'll take care of myself.
ridingxxx by EmmaBuggez
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Had to have a little fun for myself before date night, y’all
My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself
I'll fuck you myself on the first date!
It's hot when your wife Katy Perry tells me how she's going to
Left my date in the theater to go fuck myself in the bathroom
My date canceled but it’s fine I took care of things myself
My Reddit date cancelled on me tonight, so I need to fuck myself
My date is to chicken shit to fuck me in the pool guess I’ll
If we decide to fuck on the first date would you breed me or
So lonely and no one will fuck me. So I have to take care of
Guys are afraid to fuck me on the first date, so I have to finger