original post: https://redd.it/10pifx0
Would you sit on my lap to help this monstrosity calm down
bigonewild by wellhungwhiteguy_31
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Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?
let me sit on your lap
If I sit on your lap you might end up stretching me
I will sit on your lap like this, babe.
who's tryna sit on my lap?
Let me sit on your lap
May I sit on your lap now?