(OC) What usually happens when my friends ask if i'm still up

Do you want to be friends with benifits?

My friends said I need a boob job

This is usually how I greet my dads friends when his not looking

What do you call a girl who gets naked for friends

I have no girl friends at college bc I fucked all their boyfriends

All of my dad's friends want to see me naked

Lets be friends with benefits

My friends kept staring at my tits in class today and I don’t

Being only friends isn't really my type, I prefer benefits included

all my friends say im fun at sleepovers

I love sharing with my friends