Found this on 9GAG, and I forgot what the sauce captain said..

Daddy forgot to pull out 🤫🤫

I think I forgot part of my costume, but I can't remember what

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They forgot the balls though.

i forgot, which seat is mine again

I must have forgot how big and thick he was because he gagged

When you are on vacation and forgot your toys 💦

I'm have affair with one of my friend´s married mom. When we

Saw your gf walking home alone so I offered her a ride. She was

oh no I forgot my panties again

Santa forgot to give you my Christmas present