Can I sit on your face please?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

Could you lend me your face to sit on?

Can I sit on your face or lap?

Would you let me sit on your face?

I need something to sit on Maybe your face

Before I sit on your face 😉

Could i sit on your face until you pass out?

Your view before I sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...