Can Your Face Be My Seat? ;)

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Is your face taken? I need a seat

Take a deep breath darling and i will seat on your face and eat

i hope the seat on your face isn’t taken

i hope the seat on your face isn’t taken

Is your face a seat?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face,

is your face open for a seat?

Do you have a face I can seat on, daddy?