Get yourself a girl who will never cheat on you, no matter what.

Funny how this never happens to you though

Your girlfriend never showed up for the date.

He tried to be loyal, but you're boring and never horny, and

Your girlfriend went to get coffee with her ex, but forgot how

I forgot to post this from a while ago but its never too late

Totally forgot to post the whole video when I hit 1k karma -

I never forgot this boy, how he broke my ass

I took this video for you a couple months ago but I forgot to

She’s making sounds you’ve never heard before and she already

Met a Guy at a Bar and let him Fuck Me while my Husband watched.

Back in middle school I signed up for a life swap thing for fun