Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat? 🥰

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there? [STBA]

May I have a seat on your face sir?

Give me a seat on your face

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can I take a seat on your face

I wonder if your face is a comfy seat

Your face would make such a great seat. I just might let you

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass!

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?