OMG I need this in my life~

Craving a longer-term bromance with other buds who are married

If I could find the cock I would happily do this every day for

Goonette ways of life

goon for life

You after a little whiskey at your buds house

The decision to buy this toy remains the best decision I've made

This is your life

Porn is good/gooning is good/life is good

You should try this once in your life

I'm addicted to jerking off to anime while sex toys are inside

Let me seduce you and then deposit all your cum inside my tight