If you met me at a bar and I asked you if you would let me tie

The only acceptable response

i can't think of words good enough to express my reaction

Nice phone

Magician makes a wish come true

Oh, what a nice sta—

Gooaaalll!!!

Someone knew what they were doing.

Chris Now Christy, Unexpected Compications

Questionable siege moment

Unexpected

What is your response if I would send you this by accident