original post: https://redd.it/8nwoz4
What happens in Colombia when you try to steal a motorcycle
motorcycles by lacucamatada
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When you try to get a cool win... But you forgot da wae...
That's what happens when you try to steal Arthur Morgan's horse
When you try to ask for an autograph but you cant control yourself
When you try to be all sexy but inevitably fail
When you try to tell people on this sub the prequels suck
When you try to masturbate before the morning pee š¦š¦
When you try to destroy her throat, but she just laugh
What happens in Vegas.. well, you know the rest š [MF]
When you try to buy the last vinegar in the store
when you try to devour a BBC but end up falling in love with
When you try to stay calm before going to bed but you're still
Iām gonna titty-slap you when you try to steal my blanket