I didn’t believe it at all - apparently there was a rumor going

Is this what you mean by slim thick?

She makes you cry like a bitch, and masturbates to the thought

It hurts knowing that your bully fucks your mom like the cheap

Sometimes she'd make you clean him even if you were a good boy.

He's right.

How's a man supposed to resist?

Break the rules, get broken

It took you a week to convince her. And you promised it would

Of course, I'll invite her over right away sir...

Your wife needs a new safe word

Your crush is now his slut