Can I sit on your lap?

Sit on your lap and smoke a joint?

Sit on my lap and give all of yourself to your Goddess

Can I sit on your lap while we watch Netflix?

I hope you let me sit on your lap

Should I sit on your lap? Or on your face? 🫣

Let me sit this fat pale ass on your lap

Can I sit on your lap now

Say Hi if I can sit on your lap and squish these in your face

Let me sit on your lap. Or face.

Lost my chair, I'll just sit on your lap!

I need a lap to sit on