My ex said I was too thick, do you agree?

My ex said that I am too shy, so I show off here

he said he could take all 8 inches of my big blue 🍆, good

My old bf said my nipples were too big and pale. Was he right?

This is not what you had in mind when I said 3sum? Aww stupid

My ex said that I am too shy, so I show off here

POV: You've either been very good or very bad today

Getting naked after wearing so many layers on cold day>

I didn't believe my friend when he said he's been living as the

It’s going to be cold at first.. don’t worry your arsehole

Dad said I could come over and use the swimming pool anytime

Not what they meant when they said to take old yeller out back...