You stare down at your phone, fixated on the video your bully

Your mom was getting tired of your bitching so she decided that

You see me at your local shopping centre, wearing THIS shirt....

You'd hired me, a middle aged hooker, to possess your crush and

You wondered where your gf was at.. She's always so passionate

When you’re bored at your desk 🤷🏻‍♂️

You were chilling at your girlfriend’s apartment with her one

Swollen breasts for you to suckle at your desk perhaps?

That look she gives you before she sucks your soul out 👀

That look she gives you before she sucks your soul out 👀

You won't ever find anyone that gives you as much content as

Your girl went on a night out and bumped into your work co-workers