Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

would you let me park these cheeks on your face?

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Is this seat taken? I mean your face

Let me use your face as a seat

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Can I take a seat on your face?

Just about to take a seat on your face!

i need a seat please, your face looks available