Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Mind if I bounce these in your face

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Mind if I drop these on your face?

Can I bounce them in your face??

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

mind if i blow the next load over ur face?? ;p

Mind if I bounce these in your face while I ride you?

Mind if I bounce these in your face while I ride you?

would you mind if I put these on your face?

Can I bounce this on your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?