When you're ovulating, your body is begging to be bred. It's

When you mentioned that your little sister was going to join

You hear that? Your best friend has your high school sweetheart

When you think that your alone (( realization done by Ace_of_hearts21))

When you find out your date is packin'

You hate that your wife is friends with the assholes on the local

When you know that your fun is over

When you realize that your porn addiction is actually cock addiction

When you find out your stepmom is for the streets

When you're ovulating, your body is begging to be bred. Let him

you told me your wife is coming soon, but I did this in front

When you find out your gf is a slut and you lost her to another